21y old, Finland. I post funny things, cute cats and feminism stuff
boy: girl i wanna eat you so hard that your taste stays in my mouth until i die. lemme smash pls :3
me: i have a boyfriend
boy: i wasn't hitting on you GOD you're so self centered get OVER yourself come on you aren't even that cute bitch god damn
This sly 10 year old kid in Animal Crossing tried setting me up with his brother over Club Tortimer.
"Why Does No One Care About My Sad Dick?" - Chuck Palahniuk
"Why Do All These Mysterious and Magical Women Love My Sad Dick?" - Haruki Murakami
did this kid in my old spanish textbook call someone and ask for their phone number??