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21y old, Finland. I post funny things, cute cats and feminism stuff

boy: girl i wanna eat you so hard that your taste stays in my mouth until i die. lemme smash pls :3
me: i have a boyfriend
boy: i wasn't hitting on you GOD you're so self centered get OVER yourself come on you aren't even that cute bitch god damn

ctoons:

This sly 10 year old kid in Animal Crossing tried setting me up with his brother over Club Tortimer.

liber-legis:

liber-legis:

"Why Does No One Care About My Sad Dick?" - Chuck Palahniuk

"Why Do All These Mysterious and Magical Women Love My Sad Dick?" - Haruki Murakami

easilyhumored:

did this kid in my old spanish textbook call someone and ask for their phone number??

easilyhumored:

did this kid in my old spanish textbook call someone and ask for their phone number??