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19 y old free food lover

supermassiveasshole:

when i was like 12 i used to hate one really bitchy and annoying girl from our class so i sent her a text “you will die in 7 days” during a class and she burst into tears and her mum went to police and i was so scared so i flushed my phone down the toilet

i want a thigh gap but my balls are in the way

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davidisbeyonce:

Mom.. Baby.. Where do Dads come from?

im a BIT of a history nerd *puts a hand on my hip, puts on my glasses, cracks open an encyclopedia* did you know obama is the president

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Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.

alrights:

alrights:

help im broke i spent all my money on coffee

jk i have 5 more dollars just enough for another coffee

help im broke i spent all my money on coffee

uffie:

WHAT HTE FUCK WILLOW

WHAT HTE FUCK WILLOW

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